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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could



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What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

toxicmp3:

feminism is here