an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
What state do you live in?
life hack: make out with me
forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs
feminism is here